{"id":5755,"date":"2012-05-05T20:02:00","date_gmt":"2012-05-05T20:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.fraczinet.cl\/sitio\/2012\/05\/05\/monologo-con-una-impresora\/"},"modified":"2022-10-19T00:28:16","modified_gmt":"2022-10-19T00:28:16","slug":"monologo-con-una-impresora","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.fraczinet.cl\/sitio\/2012\/05\/05\/monologo-con-una-impresora\/","title":{"rendered":"Mon\u00f3logo Con Una Impresora"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Leyendo los Twits de un amigo en la red (@Juvenalrivera) me encuentro con este simp\u00e1tico arrebato de inteligencia emocional que fue plasmado en un bellos historia. Lo comprendo, porque a mi tambi\u00e9n me ha tocado pelear con una Impresora Inteligente&#8230; cuando no quiere imprimir no quiere nu m\u00e1&#8230; qu\u00e9 se le va a hacer.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/JuvenalRivera\">@Juvenalrivera<\/a><\/span>: \u00a1Mardita impresora! \u00a1Funciona de una buena vez!<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/JuvenalRivera\">@Juvenalrivera<\/a><\/span>: Impresora: vuestra desidia y absoluta falta de inter\u00e9s no quedar\u00e1n as\u00ed&#8230; Conocer\u00e9is la fuerza de mi encono&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/JuvenalRivera\">@Juvenalrivera<\/a><\/span>: \u00a1Impresora del Belceb\u00fa! \u00a1\u00a1He logrado burlarte!!! Muajaj\u00e1, Muajaj\u00e1&#8230; \u00bfQui\u00e9n r\u00ede \u00faltimo, ah?<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/JuvenalRivera\">@Juvenalrivera<\/a><\/span>: No he de cantar victoria hasta estar completamente seguro que me burlado de esa pertinaz y rebelde impresora belcebuciana&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/JuvenalRivera\">@Juvenalrivera<\/a><\/span>: La impresora me observa con ira&#8230; Yo le respondo con una mueca ligeramente burlona.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Minutos despu\u00e9s&#8230;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/JuvenalRivera\">@Juvenalrivera<\/a><\/span>: El \u00fanico ojo verde de la impresora titila intensamente. Exhala un ligero humo gris\u00e1ceo&#8230; mientras pasa cada una de las hojas, lentamente.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/JuvenalRivera\">@Juvenalrivera<\/a><\/span>: 80% del trabajo realizado&#8230; Impresora \u00a1\u00a1\u00f3diame!! Jajajaja&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/JuvenalRivera\">@Juvenalrivera<\/a><\/span>: \u00a1\u00a1Demonios!! Empez\u00f3 a faltar la tinta&#8230; #lavenganzadelaimpresora<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/#!\/JuvenalRivera\">@Juvenalrivera<\/a><\/span>: \u00a1C\u00f3mo le puede quedar un 2% al t\u00f3ner, maldito! La impresora dibuja, en su geom\u00e9trica forma, una especie de sonrisa burlona&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Por lo que logro conocerlo su fisionom\u00eda es adecuada como para decir \u00abGUAT\u00d3N T\u00d3MATE UN ARMONYL\u00bb&#8230; pero quienes han logrado entablar conversaci\u00f3n personal con este Twitter-Adicto saben que la premura y las reacciones guturales no existen en este personaje del teclado&#8230; por lo que creo firmemente que la impresora termin\u00f3 perdiendo.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">Luis Fraczinet<br \/>\nPoeta Cesante.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Leyendo los Twits de un amigo en la red (@Juvenalrivera) me encuentro con este simp\u00e1tico arrebato de inteligencia emocional que fue plasmado en un bellos historia. 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